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El pacto de la lista de los cinco famosos

Gente que viene y ¡Bah!

El pacto de la lista de los cinco famosos is the deliberately modern-sounding agreement Bea and Víctor make about celebrity crushes: each names five famous people with whom a one-off sexual encounter would be permitted, and neither partner is supposed to object if the chance becomes real. Its crucial condition is less a formal limit than an assumption about impossibility. The list is meant to concern people so distant from ordinary life that no encounter is expected. When Víctor meets and becomes involved with the TV News Presenter he had named, the fantasy becomes an actual test of trust—and a rule devised to make jealousy harmless instead becomes part of the story of Bea’s broken engagement.

Terms and the Assumption of Impossibility

The agreement is reciprocal. Bea and Víctor each select five celebrities, and the arrangement treats a chance to sleep with one of them as an exception to the couple’s ordinary expectations of fidelity. More than permission is involved: if the remote opportunity somehow appears, each partner is said to have a moral obligation to try to end up in bed with the celebrity. The language makes the pact sound like a confident, mutual expression of modern attitudes, but its practical safeguard is that the people named are presumed unreachable.

Bea’s list consists of three Hollywood actors, a model, and an athlete. Víctor’s consists of two actresses, two models, and a TV News Presenter. The lists are not simply inventories of attractions; their safely improbable composition is what allows the couple to treat the agreement as playful rather than as a likely source of conflict. Bea later explains that they made the pact because such situations do not happen. In retrospect, that premise—not the number five—looks like the arrangement’s fragile point.

The couple’s conversation about the list also exposes how differently a hypothetical permission can be experienced once it is attached to a real person. Bea insists that she avoided putting a Spanish celebrity on her own list so that the situation would not arise. Víctor points out that her model, River, is Spanish, though she answers that he lives in Los Angeles and is extraordinarily unlikely to cross her path. Her reasoning clarifies the rule’s informal logic: distance, fame, and the low probability of meeting are doing much of the work that a boundary or procedure otherwise might have done.

The Party: Hypothetical Permission Becomes Real

The pact turns from joke to immediate question at the celebration held by Bea’s architecture firm for visitors from Stockholm. At the party, staged across three floors of the Casino de la calle Alcalá and including a terrace overlooking Madrid, Bea spots the TV News Presenter among the guests. She recognizes her as the woman on Víctor’s list. Because Bea believes herself secure in the relationship, she tells Víctor that the presenter is there and suggests that, if he wants to have his bachelor-party fling early, she has no objection.

Bea is already drunk, having consumed about three bottles of Moët. The contrast between the grand, carefully arranged celebration and her impulsive offer gives the pact a public, social setting just as its private terms become unstable. Víctor, more composed, tells her to stop saying foolish things. Bea insists that the presenter is on his list and invokes their supposed moral obligation. To make the point vivid, she imagines throwing herself at the actor from Fifty Shades of Grey if he walked through the door. She looks toward the entrance as though expecting him to appear; he does not. The joke emphasizes the pact’s original logic—its celebrities belong to an improbable fantasy—even as the presenter is already standing in the room.

Víctor’s rejection of Bea’s suggestion does not prevent the later involvement that gives the pact its lasting significance. Bea recounts that he met the presenter, became involved with her, and left Bea less than two months before their wedding. The sequence makes the pact a particularly painful reference point: Víctor’s chosen celebrity is not a remote figure but the person whose arrival coincides with the collapse of the engagement.

After the Breach: Responsibility and Dispute

Bea’s account does not present the breakup as a simple story in which Víctor alone acted and she merely suffered the consequences. She qualifies her own initial version, acknowledging that the situation was more complicated and that Víctor could tell a different account. He might say that Bea pushed him toward the presenter and that, in the end, Bea herself ended the relationship; she concedes that this would not be a lie. The pact therefore becomes entangled with a question of responsibility: its terms help explain why the encounter could be framed as permitted, but do not settle who caused the relationship to end or how either partner understood the permission.

The distinction between the initial kiss and what followed is central to Bea’s retrospective explanation. During the days she stays with Chavela, Bea struggles first to accept the kiss she witnessed and then to face the rest of the situation. She stresses that her role in pushing Víctor toward the presenter at the party was only incidental compared with what came afterward: she would not take his calls or answer his WhatsApp messages, hid in a wardrobe when he came to Chavela’s home, and refused to meet the friends and sister Víctor sent to intervene. The list cannot account for those choices. It supplies a framework for the celebrity encounter, while Bea’s withdrawal shapes the subsequent breakdown in communication.

A later conversation with Chavela brings the difference between technical permission and emotional injury into focus. Chavela argues that the couple had made the pact and recalls its symmetrical terms: five men for Bea and five women for Víctor. Bea resists reducing the conflict to the kiss or to what she might hypothetically have done with a celebrity of her own. She says the agreement mattered because both had assumed that such opportunities would never arise, and that this was not the most serious part of what happened. The exchange does not erase the pact; it shows that its apparent clarity cannot resolve Bea’s sense that the situation involved more than a rule being followed.

Family Memory and the Pact’s Reversal

The list becomes a family story when Bea’s mother asks what the sisters mean by it. Bea explains it as the familiar kind of list couples make of celebrities each partner could sleep with without provoking the other. Débora says that people usually choose figures from Hollywood or similarly distant worlds precisely because the scenario is never likely to happen. She identifies Bea’s consequential exception: Víctor’s list included the TV News Presenter, and the two did, in fact, coincide. Bea’s mother responds that she could not have anticipated that they would meet.

This retelling turns a private agreement into an explanation that can be passed around the family, while preserving its irony. The list was designed to make an exception safe by placing it beyond ordinary reach; it failed not because its terms were unclear, but because Víctor encountered the one person who made the hypothetical concrete. At the same time, Bea’s acknowledgments of her own conduct prevent the agreement from serving as a complete verdict on either partner. Its lasting force lies in that contradiction: the pact presents intimacy as modern and manageable, yet its protection depends on nothing happening. Once the unlikely encounter occurs, permission, jealousy, and responsibility no longer fit neatly into the same five-name list.

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